A boy says to her mother, "Mom, is God a man or woman?" The mom thinks a while and says, "Well, son, God is both man and woman." The son is confused, so he asks, "Is God black or white?" The mother replies, "God is both black and white, honey." The son, still curious, says after a while, "Is God gay or straight, mommy?" The mother, getting a little worried, answers, "Son, God is both gay and straight." The son thinks about it, and his face lights up when he thinks he finally has answered his question: "Is God Michael Jackson?"